Terms

This is a silly app. By using it you agree to the following extremely simple rules:

Entertainment only

Results are AI-generated jokes. They're not factual, scientific, psychological, behavioral, or veterinary advice. Your dog's actual name is whatever you call them.

No guarantee of accuracy

AI is wrong sometimes — that's part of the fun. We make no claims that any output is accurate, appropriate, or even funny.

Acceptable use

• Only upload photos of dogs you have the right to share.
• Don't upload illegal, harmful, abusive, sexual, or otherwise inappropriate content.
• Don't attempt to abuse, scrape, overload, or reverse-engineer the service.

Service availability

We may change, pause, or remove features at any time without notice. The app is provided as-is, without warranties of any kind.

Limitation of liability

To the maximum extent allowed by law, we are not liable for any damages arising from your use of the app. If your dog reads their result and feels personally attacked, that's between you two.